Instead, I'll try to say something interesting about it, something that relates to myself. I did not submit my picture. Why? Because if I did, my profile would look something like this:
[No Picture; there is simply no one posture that can do justice to the immense energy that is emanating from my every pore at every second]
Style: Proto-Ashtanga (see Years Practicing for more details)
Years Practicing: 999 and counting (I am actually a thousand-year-old Himalayan yogi who has assumed the corporeal form of a Chinese guy).
Inspired by: Everything and Nothing.
Well, now you know why I didn't enter the contest. I would so have blown the competition out of the water, it would not even be funny.